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✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote in [community profile] oldmanhangout 2010-04-11 01:29 am (UTC)

HOLY CRAP THIS IS A LOT you put me to shameeee.

My opinions are scattered all over this post and I've already told you that I totally based America's first sexual experience off of The Guilty Ones, but to elaborate more on that: America lived in this giant house. Alone. During puberty. He really had no idea wtf he was doing and things happened and he was eventually like "AHHHHH I'VE RUINED THIS GIRL" which just makes me think of the Arcadia quote about the difference between a ruined child and a ruined castle is that the castle is picturesque.

But anyway. Eventually he gftover himself and he went to like, every single one of Gypsy Rose Lee's strip shows (but that's also because she's just awesome and historically significant but whatever).

...lolol in that picture wtf is with that kid with the Italy hair.

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