Sketchy Soviet Science, part 1

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Okay so, Russia's been quiet and I need to fix that. Been plotting with Latvia-mun for a while, and since Russia's been busy with the villain plot, I haven't had much chance to post this earlier. SO.

WHO HERE KNOWS ABOUT SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS primarily ones done in the USSR? They're kinda warped. So. Russia's gonna do his own 'experiment', where he's more or less going to torture Latvia and look for his chip in the process. Mod. Approved.

He will then cut off his head and bring it to life via a car battery (just kidding, that'll be later; HEY AMERICA-MUN can I borrow his wolf pet thing?)

So what am I posting for? Besides the fact that this is going to be disturbing, I'm posting for a few reasons.

1) Any characters who know Russian will be able to understand Russia's 'recording' of his experiment.
2) Anyone in the industrial district by the warehouse will hear Latvia's screams.

I want to know if any of you guys have characters that fit into either category. This will probably happen this weekend of the start of next week, so this is just planning stages. No, Latvia's not going to be saved, but if someone would like to try let me know and we can work something out!

Comments

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[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

/jiiiiiiiiiiiiii~

[brbmodernizing]

I'm onto you, landwhale >:C

[neverwanna4get.livejournal.com]

asdfjksadlk;fjas But Seifer likes Latvia. ...No really, if he gets what's going on he's going to like, idk, try and kick Russia's ass or something... and lol this is the wrong account to say this with, but /lazy

We will have to work something out /sob

[dueling-hearts.livejournal.com]

Seifer could totally find out and try to fight with Russia. |D

/wrong journal too oh well but DEFINITELY it'll be posted after the thing with the bodies dies down a bit

[totally-feliks.livejournal.com]

Derp, you know about him anyway, but hey~ he knows enough Russian to click on the matter

[dueling-hearts.livejournal.com]

Oh good, then Poland can be all WTF and try to... idk find out specifics from it because Russia will be talking as he does this. |D

[totally-feliks.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Poland probably can't even spell specifics, let alone work them out, so he'll probably just work out who it is, that there's pain, then run around in circles everywhere trying to find Russia :/ cause he's thick like that.

[kongeriget]

kolkolkolkolkolkol_〆(ﾟしﾟ*)

[kongeriget]

Anyway yeah Denmark will hear it and try to ignore it for political reasons.

[dueling-hearts.livejournal.com]

LOL THAT FACE

good, Denmark is a good friend obvs.

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

If there's screaming, Namine's probably going to hear it, but chances are she won't be let out of Gohl because Prydain runs a tight ship D8

Also there will be serious amounts of tableflip oh god ;A;

[dueling-hearts.livejournal.com]

ffft poor Namine.

BUT HE'S TRYING TO HELP EVERYONE ;o;

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

fffff THIS IS EXAMPLE ONE AS TO WHY NAMINE IS ALWAYS INVOLVED WITH RUSSIA she thinks she can offer. alternates to this or something, sob

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

Hong Kong knows a few words and some very very basic Russian, so depending on how simply Russia explains things, he might be able to get a vague idea of what he's saying. Or Japan or China might tell him, idk. Either way he'll stay out of it, because he's the smart one.

[dueling-hearts.livejournal.com]

Good boy. .o. /wrong journals forever

Ffffft poor China having to explain that. But yes.

[starspangledhero]

PUPPY NOOOOOOOOOOO

[stopblamingme.livejournal.com]

its okay broski

I will make him







...better.

[starspangledhero]

god that dog in the video just looks so sad and I DON'T BLAME IT. poor thing kept trying to eat a biscuit ;o;

/tags with a new journal every time

[dueling-hearts.livejournal.com]

I KNOW WASN'T IT? God but obviously it'd be perfect revenge for killing off Russia. /fffft what am I

[starspangledhero]

do it. it will break america's heart.

except the wolf thing won't look quite as depressing as the soviet dog

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

GOOD I WILL CRUSH HIS DREAMS UNDER THE HEEL OF MY BOOTS

when would be an appropriate time to do it? After he's killed, right?

Well no probably not because it'll look weird and be hooked up to... a car battery or something. SOMEHOW RUSSIA WILL DO SOMETHING THAT WILL.. kind of work for like a second or two.

[starspangledhero]

YEP. I'm cutting back events so... the only things I definitely need to hit up after Wild West (which I'll do Friday when I'm back) is WWII andddd maybe I'll just do Red Scare with you because I NEED TO FINISH THIS STUFF UP. So. SOMETIME AFTER THAT and America will be back to normal.

try to feed it. and it can die while he feeds it. just to make it THAT much more depressing.

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

That works! Let me know when you're doing WWII and I'll have Yuugi be your poor drafted soldier. He will be the most fail soldier ever. o7

and idk how to do the Red Scare BUT RUSSIA NEEDS TO DIE maybe Latvia's death can trigger it? Note: he is due to die... probably end of this week since I'm off this weekend.

[starspangledhero]

OKAY i-it might be a while yet since I promised to do Wild West with Miria but our schedules don't match up until I get home on Friday.

even if not immediately, America will probably use Latvia's death as propoganda or something

[rules_the_north]

If any of Sweden's current "territories" run to Latvia's aid, he'll help them. Otherwise, he'll stay neutral. Latvia brought this upon himself when he left :|

Also he can speak and understand Russian, he just doesn't usually.

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

LOL awesome |D more people to react yay

[andvainglorious.livejournal.com]

HOW DID I MISS THIS EARLIER



but the Master would be able to understand :|

[nomnomguts.livejournal.com]

OH HAY I was going to ask if Russia just like, helped drop off poor kidnapped souls and then went on his merry way. Because Riful&Co actually did find the new chip location. o7

Of course, she could give it to him after he has his ~SCIENCE~ with Latvia, if you'd like.

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

OH no, Russia will stay and watch everything. He's mostly checking for pain tolerance and stuff with Latvia, he wants to watch a nation die, and yeah maybe cut around and look for the chip/make him bleed capitalism/etc. If he knows the site from hanging out with Riful, he'll use Latvia to verify it.

I NEED TO DISCUSS SOMETHING WITH LATVIA-MUN NOW because this is a new revelationnnnn to my experimenttttt

[nomnomguts.livejournal.com]

L-lol. Oh Russia, why so creepy? EITHER WAY Riful will give him her blessings~ Also, would he tell her about his ~nefarious plans~?

Ayuup. THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD TRY FOR MULTIPLE VICTIMS TO DIG AROUND IN. |D Since he'll know where it is, do you want me to PM/IM you the location now or sometime later?

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE HE IS A CREEPY BALL OF COMMIE LOVE. Probably because she is going to eventually become an honorary Russian citizen because allies are boss. XD

Hell if it works on Latvia he'll try to remove his own chip BY HIMSELF.

AGAIN.

Yessss PM it to me whenever you can~

[nomnomguts.livejournal.com]

PFFT THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS AHAHA YES. Also she doesn't know he's a country! She actually hasn't talked much to any of the countries (except maybe Finland hrm) and has generally just looked on from the network, gone "wat" and ignored them for the most part. So it would be funny if she found out.

Also hnnnngh my inability to properly LJ apparently extends to PMs. /tries loading again. But if it doesn't work, do you mind if I IM you with it? My sn is OneWinged Ange17