http://elects.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] elects.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] oldmanhangout2010-10-18 02:04 am

BARN STUFF!

I've been meaning to make this post for ages, and, hey, now seems like a good enough time! There are a lot of new people here, so a general reminder is fun, and so is trying to figure out what's even in the barn. But first, some Discedo history for the class!

Back in the fall of '08, when Sorata first arrived in the city, food was a lot harder to find. Half jokingly, he asked the scientists for some livestock to help feed everyone: to everyone's surprise, they agreed. At first he kept the cow and chicken in the graveyard; eventually characters banded together and converted one of the warehouses (south of the bar in this map) into a barn for them and any other animals. People started keeping other animals there—horses, chocobos, and ghost cows—and then America ate them all during last winter's famine. Oops. The scientists usually provide feed for everything there but the chickens (since they eat anything); water has to be brought in from elsewhere.

Anyway, the barn still exists, as with some animals; it is currently Discedo's only source of milk/eggs/butter/etc. Sorata takes care of it with a devotion that comes out of being bored/having done pretty much nothing else on and off for two years; other people help/have helped in the past. It's an open location; anyone can post using it/the animals there/take goods/etc. Sorata tends to drop off the milk at the high school or bar (they have electricity/fridges), but everything there is open for any character to use.

So, anyway! Here's a list, as much as I can remember, of what is in the barn right now.

COWS:
TWO. Takoyaki, who has somehow survived from October 2008 through now (but no longer gives milk), and a newer cow that is yet nameless because I am pretty lazy. New cow provides milk; cows provide 6 gallons of milk a day.
CHICKENS:
TWO adult chickens, one male and one female, and... let's say five-six chicks. I believe Anemone also has a chick, who is probably about grown up by now and could possibly provide more eggs? Chickens lay one egg a day.
HORSES:
NONE. They all got eaten. :|
CHOCOBOS:
I HAVE NO IDEA. I think there were one or two nameless chocobos hanging around? Plus I know at least Norway and Marta have Chocobos of their own? I'm not sure how often they lay eggs, or genders...
OTHER ANIMALS:
None at this time. However, the scientists sometimes feel generous and answer requests, so...


If your character has an animal there (or wants an animal there), please comment! Also, if you wanna help poor Sorata with this stuff, that'd be super cool. ;w;! A- and seriously, guys, correct me, I have no idea what I missed (but I suspect it's "a lot.")

[identity profile] gaga-san.livejournal.com 2010-10-19 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
....you kind of have made me fall in love with the idea of Gaga trading a day of farmwork for a fresh egg, taking it home with the intent of cooking it, and deciding to be frugal and incubate it instead.

Whether or not he'd ultimately end up bringing the resulting hen back to the barn because it won't stop destroying everything he owns remains to be seen, I guess :V;;

[identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you know I am now picturing Gaga in cat form sitting on an egg.

[identity profile] gaga-san.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
PROBABLY NOT TOO FAR FROM THE TRUTH :V

(its not like he has much better to do until he can get dechipped again XD)

[identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD. I DEMAND A NETWORK POST.

(Also good lord I love that icon still.)

[identity profile] gaga-san.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I had a legitimate reason to use it more often XD

he'll tell that poor chicken his life story before it's even been hatched. All one thousand years of it. I'll make sure Discedo gets a look at the utter lonely of it all XD

Egg: *captive audience* ....fffff LETMEOOUUUTT D8 *peckpeckpeck*
Gaga: And then when I was one hundred and seven....

[identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
... What is going on in that icon LMFAO ANGRY YELLOW-LOOKING THINGS so appropriate.

Also that is going to be one traumatized chick. Gaga it's your fault if you create Disco's first Mad Chicken.

[identity profile] gaga-san.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
th--that was from Episode 18 XD The stewards had been shrunk down and sent inside of the robotic steward to see what made him malfunction. And the angry yellow thingies were living butterfly wing scales (I don't even know...) that had gotten inside and were suspected of making him malfunction...and kept kidnapping the little fairy steward gaga was crushing on.

(the scales ended up being innocent and were just trying to bring the fairy up to the brain area because she'd damaged it when she'd fallen in with them....so there was this big "YAY VICTOLY" scene at the end where the scales and stewards all worked together to reconstruct the robot's brain.

THAT IS WHAT IT IS FROM

[identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
... All I really got from that was GAGA YOU CRADLEROBBER.

P.S. Yay for warmfuzzy teamwork feelings. 8D...

[identity profile] gaga-san.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
....its kinda impossible for him NOT to be when he's friggin ten times older than everyone around him XD

(it was actually pretty cute. He was awkwardly trying to white knight her and she had no idea wtf was going on :V)

[identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
XDDD The perils of being old as dirt. ;D ;DD

(... ffff oh Gaga. You'd think all that age would've made you smoother than that. Honestly.)

[identity profile] gaga-san.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
You'd think XD I use the excuse that he's been so caught up in his job that he never had time to date or really even socialize....so he's an edging-into-elderly social reject